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Sunday
8th August 2002 - The Red Lion, Magham Down, East Sussex.
Brilliant
sunshine and uncharacteristic summer warmth bathed the showground
as a large curtain-sided truck was precisely parked incongruously
amongst gleaming hotrods and lurid muscle cars.
All
manner of visitors interrupted their appreciation of the custom
automobilia on display and curtailed their thrill-seeking on the
outlandish fairground attractions and sideshows to marvel at the
equipment and instruments being unveiled and manhandled onto the
truck before them.
As
the perspiring bulk of the combined forces of Badgered and Habit
set the stage for the much anticipated aural delicacies to come,
small children could be heard to enquire of their exasperated parents,
"What are they doing?", "What are all those boxes for?" and "How
do they work in the middle of a field with no electricity?".
Amps
and cabs were angled with aplomb.
Guitars
were tuned with precision and laid gently in their stands.
Drums
were fettled and adjusted to their optimum.
And
with a grunt worthy of Monica Selez combined with an almighty heave
on the pull-starter, the awesome generator that had hitherto been
lurking surreptitiously behind the truck, roared into life providing
that essential life-energy that would power the massed bands into
musical ecstasy.
The
power switches of the powerful amplifiers were thrown and with a
thump that would induce feelings of inadequacy in a sonic boom,
followed by a hissing chorus worthy of a gas leak of mass destruction,
the sound systems throbbed into life.
Chaos
rained.
Multiple
renditions of the classic traditional Chinese folk song, 'Tu-Ning',
issued forth from all quarters.
Demented,
irregular drum hits reverberated around the curtained pedestal.
The
incessant reiteration of the roadie mantra lulled the crowd into
a soporific state, aching for the sweet, harmonious release of the
silence that would precede the rock odyssey that lay in store.
Suddenly, unexpectedly, chords resembling an actual song could be
heard, irrepressibly building from a gently stroked noodle into
a full on rattling, jangling introduction to the obligatory sound-check
number.
My
how the audience gasped as one by one, the gleaming ranks of the
Badgered massive (replete with custom designer Badgered T-shirts)
configured themselves expertly into the sonic canvas that would
be tweaked and massaged into their classic sound.
Sound
check complete and levels, EQs and make-up adjusted for best aesthetic
result, there remained only one possible conclusion...
"GOOD
AFTERNOON, WE'RE BADGERED!"
And
so it began...
"Turn
Around" opened the tournament, rocking and raging the set into life
and making more than a few innocent bystanders sit up and take notice.
"They
Don't Know You" attained a level of polishedness that had to be
heard to be believed, all but drowning out the rumbling, supercharged
V8 behemoths attempting to sustain a rev-off, as it hit the climactic
power chordal grinding bridge sections.
And
then, when the petrolheads thought they could stand no more of the
electrifying onslaught, the smooth blues of "Roll, Roll, Roll" gently
enveloped them in its cotton-soft rhythms and hot summer's day lazy
vocals.
Marching
unstoppably on through "Lay Down Sally", "Why Should He" and "Dancin'
in the Moonlight (It's Caught Me In Its Spotlight)", the Badgered
puppeteers left no limb un-flailed, no body un-jerked, no head un-nodded
as they dragged their willing rave-slaves with them into musical
euphoria.
Even
the insignificant but insistent heckling from the more unwashed
members of the audience failed to halt the orchestral juggernaut
of fiery, rocking orchestrations surging from the curtained emporium
showcasing the Badgered phenomenon.
Pausing
only for Graham to adjust his trousers, the band played on into
their by now well known ode to letdown and loneliness, "Survive",
bringing a tear to the eye of even the most hardened hotrod He-men.
And
as that last, sighing vocal lingered in the emotional stillness
of the crowd, a moments pause saw the band exploding into their
legendary version of "Crossroads", extended to incorporate even
more thrash, smash and flash guitar antics.
Pausing
only to fulfill their obligatory ale intake requirements, the boys
launched into the lithesome trickery of "Used To Be (Free)",
which certainly woke up a few of the by now more lethargic participants.
Words
are not required to describe the most excellent rendition of Matchbox
20's "3AM", which never fails to delight even those unfamiliar
with the original artists.
And
then, something of a daring departure for the Badgers, a song never
before played save for a quick run through during rehearsals, "Brown
Eyed Girl" delivered with such elegance and wit, that anyone
unfamiliar with the set list would have thought it had been there
for years!
Next
up, "Slowly Going Crazy", performed somewhat faster than
normal and with the added indulgence of a holed bass drum skin demonstrating
the versatility of Our Bri as he instantly switched to the floor
tom played by hand to replace the wayward footwork and attempted
a gaffa tape repair with the other hand whilst filling in the syncopated
snare work with his stick twixt his teeth. Cor-blimey indeed young
man!
With
the by now obligatory comedy false start, "Johnny B Goode"
rock'n'rolled the audience into a duck-walking frenzy sustained
with aplomb into the swinging, "When My Baby She Left Me".
And
then, calm, as the lilting rhythm of the introduction to "Sixteen
Days" gradually drew in the crowd and gently stroked and caressed
them into the frenzied finale of soaring guitar work to be gently
let down into the wistful last, almost spoken, line.
Building
inexorably from the respectful hush that had been created, "Black
Magic Woman" creamed its way into the heads of the muscle car
maniacs, crisply manipulating the aural sphere that encompassed
the gang.
And
so, with a lightly controlled feedback squeal, "Real"
peeled out of the speaker stack and blew the showground away.
All
in all, another splendiferous Badgered experience.
No
further comment is required:
LOVE
ROCK? GET BADGERED!

EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS to our Roadies for the day!
Oh,
and Habit were quite good
too.
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